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  • GREATEST Tater Tot Recipes for NBA Games
    Huuhmi Brings the Tots to the Hoops!
    by John Styron
    Nov 26, 2024

    Every basketball fan knows that no game is complete without tater tots. Duh.

    To elevate your game-watching experience, we’ve put together the ultimate list of fantastical tater tot recipes, each one inspired by a different basketball legend. Enjoy!

    Dr. J’s Dunkable Philly Cheesesteak Tots

    Laaaaaadies and gentlemen! In the golden corner, weighing in at a crispy, cheesy perfection, it’s Dr. J’s Philly Cheesesteak Tots! Tender ribeye, sautéed onions, and bell peppers team up with gooey cheese sauce for a SLAM-DUNK of flavor that’s GRRRREAT! Get ready to dunk ‘em in au jus for the win!

    Kareem's Skyhook Tater Tot Bake

    Standing tall in the flavor ring, it’s Kareem’s Skyhook Tater Tot Bake! Layers of golden tots, creamy spinach-artichoke dip, and mozzarella tag-team for a towering performance that’s absolutely GRRRREAT! Bake until bubbly for a savory masterpiece.

    Hakeem Olajuwon’s Dream Shake Tots

    Introducing the heavyweight flavor champ—Hakeem’s Dream Shake Tots! Crispy tots piled high with spiced lamb, cool cucumbers, and a knockout garlic-yogurt drizzle! With a sprinkle of sumac and mint, these tots are a DREAM come true, and they’re utterly FANTASTIC!

    Magic Johnson’s Showtime BBQ Tots

    Laaaaaadies and gents, it's SHOWTIME! Magic Johnson’s Showtime BBQ Tots are here to dazzle with smoky BBQ sauce, pulled pork, cheddar, green onions and ranch for a flavor fast break! These tots are smooth, sweet, and unstoppable!

    Larry Bird’s Three-Point Parmesan Tots

    From downtown, it’s Larry Bird’s Three-Point Parmesan Tots! Garlic butter, Parmesan, and fresh parsley take these crispy tots to championship levels of TOTNESS! Dunk them in marinara for the ultimate assist!

    Shaq’s Slammin’ Nacho Tots

    BOOM! Shaq’s Slammin’ Nacho Tots hit the flavor court with queso, seasoned beef, jalapeños, and sour cream! It’s a BIG FLAVOR performance for a BIG appetite, and these tots are nothing short of AAAWSOME!

    Charles Barkley’s Big Tot Energy Platter

    Bringing the BIG FLAVOR ENERGY, it’s Charles Barkley’s Big Tot Platter! Fried chicken, gravy, and hot honey combine for a flavor heavyweight that’s as bold and GRRRREAT as Sir Charles himself!

    Michael Jordan’s Air-BBQ Wings Tots

    Float like a butterfly, dunk like Air Jordan! These BBQ Wings Tots bring the heat with buffalo chicken, a tangy BBQ drizzle, and a sprinkling of blue cheese. They’re the CHAMPION of crunch and spice, and they’re absolute PERFECTION!

    John Stockton’s Pick-and-Roll Ranch Tots

    Stepping into the ring, the ultimate team player—John Stockton’s Pick-and-Roll Ranch Tots! Ranch-dusted tots loaded with crispy bacon, cheddar, pickles and sour cream, delivering an ASSIST of flavor that’s INCREDIBLE every time!

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