On Jan. 20, 2025, Elon Musk raised his right hand in a triumphant Nazi salute. We publish the following instructive responses ...

Mickey Mouse: "If Elon Musk is a fascist, well hot dogs, so am I!"

Donald Trump: "You're hired!"

Henry Ford: "It's not fascist to know in your heart that white people are superior."

Hillary Clinton: "Us whites get to do that now in public? I don't have to pretend anymore? Well, Hot Dogs!!!"

George Washington: "That's not very dignified, Elon!" Gets distracted. Cracks an insane smile. "Look at me, I made these great dentures out of my slave's teeth."

Tony Hintchcliffe: "That's funny and I know funny."

Most NFL owners: Snickering. Lots of snickering.

Aldof Hitler: "What a little baby!"

George Bush: "My grandfather Prescot was in no way a Hitler man. I can tell you that for sure."

Elmer Fudd: "I though I saw a dog that needs to be put down."

Malcolm X: "Racism and Fascism are part of the fundamental fabric of this country. We must and will root them out by any means necessary."