ONE
Donald Trump worked at McD's in disguise,
Flipping burgers with dubious ties,
When a customer cried,
He just smirked and replied,
And sneakily spat on the fries!
TWO
Donald Trump rode the range, old and spry,
An 80-year-old cowboy, oh my!
With his hat and his spurs,
He'd boast and rehearse,
"Best wrangler out here, don't deny!"
THREE
Donald Trump claimed he’d outshine Newton’s fame,
With big brains that could put Isaac to shame,
"Gravity's old news,
I've got better views,"
He said, as he took all the acclaim!
FOUR
A feud started brewing, quite bizarre,
'Tween Cali and Texas afar,
Who’s more American true?
Each argued their view,
But neither could win that spar!
FIVE
Joe and Don in their wheelchairs did roll,
Hand in hand, sharing one common goal,
They gazed at the land,
With a war not unplanned,
Two old foes on a ranch stroll patrol.
