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  • Mike and Jake on a Bean Bag, Vape Together in a Cabbage Patch
    Jake and Mike were having a giggle-filled afternoon. They loved to tell funny stories about when they were kids.
    by Oscar Valenzuela
    Nov 15, 2024

    In a sunny, cozy garden full of big, leafy cabbages, two friends named Jake and Mike were vaping, sitting on one big squishy bean bag. The garden was busy with the gentle clucking of little chickens pecking at the ground. A tiny worm wiggled in the dirt. Three chattery magpies flew around, making loud "squawks".

    Jake and Mike were having a giggle-filled afternoon. They loved to tell funny stories about when they were kids.

    “Once, when I was a little boy, I rode my blue bike so fast I went flying right into a big, thorny bush!” Jake said, laughing. "That hurt!"

    Mike’s eyes sparkled as he chuckled. “That’s so funny! When I was a little boy, once, I raced my red bike down the hill and—oops—I flipped right over and landed in a huge pile of leaves!”

    They both laughed and laughed and laughed, then took a vape again. The chickens clucked along as if they were laughing too. The three magpies hopped closer, listening to the funny stories with dark eyes in bobbling heads.

    Suddenly, Pecky the chicken found a tiny, wiggly worm peeking out from the dirt. Pecky clucked, “Oh! A little snack!” But the worm was quick. It wiggled back into the dirt with a happy squiggle, safe and sound.

    Jake pointed and said, “Look, Pecky is playing peek-a-boo with the worm!”

    Mike smiled, “What a silly chicken!”

    Jake and Mike kept telling funny stories as they vaped some more, while Pecky the chicken and her friends pecked and played, and the little worm wiggled with joy. The three magpies went next door.

    The end.

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