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  • New Candle, Guano, Released for Bath and Body Works Candle Day
    It's Bath and Body Works Candle Day and Huuhmi has released a new candle!
    by Huuhmi
    Dec 06, 2024

    It's Bath and Body Works Candle Day and Huuhmi has released a new candle!

    Within your grasp, a candle unlike any other, Guano. It is not merely wax and wick; it's a hymn to untamed skies and the verdant earth, crafted with the alchemy of love. A rich blend of pelican, goldfinch, and osprey shit meets the supple caress of creamy avocado. Provocative and transcendent!

    Its smell? Earthy yet ethereal, sharp yet soft. The raw vitality of seabird wings slicing the salt-drenched air, mingling with the silken, green musk of an avocado ripened to perfection. Strike a match and it awakens with a sultry flicker, whispering secrets of forbidden coves and ancient orchards, where naked we run free.

    Each note of its scent rises like a lover’s sigh—unexpected, intoxicating, and unrelenting. It clings to your skin, to your thoughts, leaving you haunted by its audacity.

    To light this candle is not merely an act of illumination; it is surrender, an invitation to revel in the wild naughtiness of existence.

    Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano!

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