Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.

In light of these developments, Huuhmi asked the Big AI Machine to "Give us some more Trump renames."

Here's what the Big AI Machine returned (slight edits have been applied by a few special humans):

1. New Mexico → New Texas
2. California → Commiefornia
3. Cuba → New Florida (Just annex it already)
4. El Paso, TX → Wallville (Because, obviously, the wall)
5. San Francisco, CA → Freedom Bay (To wipe out its "woke" reputation)
6. San Antonio, TX → Alamo City 2.0 (Because that’s the only Texas history that matters)
7. San Diego, CA → Ronald Reagan Beach
8. Panama → The U.S. Territory of Panama (It's always been ours!)
9. Santa Fe, NM → Old Western Patriot Town (Nothing Mexican left here!)
10. Los Angeles, CA → Trumpopolis (Because why not name it after himself?)
11. Las Vegas, NV → Trumptown, USA (Gotta make gambling great again)
12. Miami, FL → Retirement Bay (A paradise for the olds!)
13. Santa Monica, CA → No Homeless Allowed
14. San Juan, PR → Hurricane Who?
15. Florida → Trumplandia